The Terribly Sad Man
The Terribly Sad Man Once there was a boy who lived in a big house on a hill. He loved dogs and horses, sports cars and music. He climbed trees and went swimming, played football and admired pretty girls. Except for having to pick up after himself, he had a nice life. One day the boy said to God, "I’ve been thinking, and I know what I want when I become a man." "What?" asked God. "I want to live in a big house with a porch across the front and two Saint Bernards and a garden out back. I want to marry a woman who is tall and very beautiful and kind, who has long, black hair and blue eyes, and who plays the guitar and sings in a clear, high voice. "I want three strong sons to play football with. When they grow up, one will be a great scientist, one will be a senator and the youngest will quarterback for the 49ers. "I want to be an adventurer who sails vast oceans and climbs tall mountains and rescues people. And I want to drive a red Ferr...