WOMENS PROFOUND SAYINGS
WOMENS PROFOUND SAYINGS - Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. - One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs. - The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. - The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does. - The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. - I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire. - Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes! - Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be ...