Notices in Gujarat hotels

All for a good Sunday morning laugh.....with no offences to one & all....these are Notices in Gujarat hotels....(bound to raise a laugh)..

In an Ahmedabad Hotel:
* It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.


In a Baroda hotel elevator:
* The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Surat hotel lobby:
* Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a hotel in Jamnagar:
* Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 - 11 am daily.

In an Ahmedabad hotel, near Gujarat College:
* You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad: * Drop your trousers here for best results.

In a Bhavnagar hotel:
* Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is requested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

In an Anand laundry:
* Ladies, leave your clothes here & spend the afternoon having a good time.

In a Heritage hotel at Junagadh:
* Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of Kutch:
* Would you like to ride on your own ass?

In a 5-star hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad:
* Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

In the office of a Ahmedabad gynaecologist:
* Specialist in women & other diseases.

In a Baruch hotel:
* The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

OMG!!
Cheers...
:)