A light hearted view on the life cycle - "Being a Senior, means Being a Seenager!"

A light hearted view on the life cycle - "Being a Senior, means Being a Seenager!"

I just discovered my age group!
I am a Seenager.....(senior teenager)
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work; I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad, I don't have a curfew, I have a driver's license & my own car.
I have IDs that gets me into bars & the wine store - I like the wine store the best.
People I hang around with, are not scared of getting pregnant, they're not scared of anything, they've been blessed to live this long, so why be scared? And I don't have acne. Life is good! You'll feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
Brains of older people are slow, because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age; it just takes them longer to recall facts, because they have more information in their brains. Scientists believe, this also makes you hard of hearing, as it puts physical pressure on your inner ear.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something & when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is not a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
So there... I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.
Cheers!
Oh by the way, as the year progresses, please take special care of yourself & avoid injuries, because spare parts for old models are no longer in stock, as most of us are the 40s; 50s & 60s models . The warranty period is long over & the expiry date is due soon. Caution is better than a fixing.
Have to remind yourselves, "We are a limited edition".

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