Ponder on these imponderables......



Ponder on these imponderables......

1). If you take an Oriental person & spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
2). If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy, as much as adults enjoy adultery?
4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racing car, not called a racist?
9. Why are a wise man & a wise guy opposites?
10. Why do 'overlook' & 'oversee' mean opposite things?
11. Why isn't the number '11' pronounced 'onety one'?
12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do', is the longest?
13. If lawyers are disbarred & clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, & dry cleaners depressed?
14. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons & forks, so I wondered if Chinese mothers use toothpicks?
15. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the post?
16. You never really learn to swear, until you learn to drive.
17. No one ever says, 'It's only a game', when their team is winning.
18. Ever wonder about those people who spend two pounds a piece, on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling 'Evian' backwards.
19. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant, like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
20. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea, does that mean that one enjoys it?
21. Why is it, if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but when you send it by sea it is called cargo?


Interesting stuff, right?
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